Score: 9

"Great!"

submission: Obey! The Game

date: December 21, 2009

I love all of the elephant games. Each one is delightfully quirky and often challenging in unexpected ways.

Score: 7

"So..."

submission: Ching Chong Beautiful

date: December 18, 2009

So, I think my original review getting the M-Bot all cock-hurt proves my point about the Newgrounds in-crowd, but, now having beaten the game, I'll try to clarify my previous criticism. First off, great artwork, music, blah-blah-blah. Now the problems: The entire thing is frustrating simply for frustration sakes. I mean, that's the game's entire point. There are whole levels that are nothing but long platform jumping for Christ's sakes. Just look at the entire last level which is composed almost solely of wall-jumping. The overdone physics prove this. Any game that intentionally mocks its player is obnoxious. Making fun of Japanese game shows is no longer clever. Despite all of this, the game is really addictive. It seems to dare you to beat it. And when you do, it's all the more statisfying.

But fuck Hard Mode. I don't hate myself that much.

Score: 7

"The boobs can never be too big."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom

date: November 23, 2009

It's hard to find something new to say after playing so many of these.

It's pretty much up to your standard, I'd say. I appreciate the varied sound effects and am happy that the multiple girl/RPG style has become your standard format. The gang-bang was a clever idea and I liked the mouth-fucking.

More over though, I'd say it's just a case of taste while I didn't like this one as much as the Detective or Ocean Cruise one. I didn't find the girls as cute or hot and the positions seem odd to me. The elf and the queen scenes are easily the best.

Score: 7

"Solid."

submission: Pumpkin Remover

date: November 9, 2009

That last level is hella' hard on par. Otherwise, an amusing seasonal spin-off.

Score: 9

"How have I not reviewed this all ready?"

submission: Sugarcore

date: November 1, 2009

Am I the only one who thinks Sergant Cola looks (and sounds like in my head) like Hunter S. Thompson? Anyway, great game, with probably some of the best mouse controls on the internet and a wonderfully bubbly personality.

Score: 7

"The Mole Man!"

submission: MonsterTime

date: November 1, 2009

First off, as a life-long horror buff, I love the premise of the game, setting the classic monsters (even obscure ones like the Mole Man) against the modern ones. I mean, I love Jason and Leatherface as well, but I sometimes feel like they overshadow the classics.

Anyway, so lots of points there. I also enjoy the old school style of gaming. However, I find the limited lives, weapons, and lack of continues make the game a lot more frustrating then it would've been other wise. Still, a great Halloween surprise.

Score: 9

"FINALLY!"

submission: Meet'N'Fuck: Ocean Cruise

date: October 10, 2009

I've missed this, a tradional MnF game. I'll be upfront and say it's not as good as the Detective RPG but otherwise this is fantastic. The interface style has been changed again but it's improved this time. I love that there's little differences to each sex scene, like in some you have to hold the girl's tits or you get to undress her first. Great selection of girls and each sex scene is a winner. (The Casino girl, the actress, and the maid are all my favorites.)

Finally, getting pretty meta having a quiz about your own games in there, huh? The quizzing thing isn't a big deal since you can take one as often as you want and only have to pass each one once. Also, I doubt all of the games on the new web site are created just by VadimGod. And it wouldn't make sense not to have new games on Newgrounds, I suspect they get a lot of viewers from this website.

Anyway, great game and it's great to have you back.

Score: 7

"SHARK!"

submission: Shark Mountain

date: October 9, 2009

So many shark games on the front page at the same time... Anyway, yeah, it lags a lot and the controls could be a lot smoother. But it's a funny idea and an amusing execution.

Score: 1

"Ahem..."

submission: A Koopa's Revenge

date: October 2, 2009

The person who made this game was sadistic. It's too fucking hard. Jesus Christ.

Score: 5

"Sigh."

submission: Subway Fucker Part 3

date: September 6, 2009

SilverUchiha pretty much said all my thoughts for me. Though this is easily the hottest of the three, none of the problems with the previous two, namely the lack of any sound whatsoever, have been fixed. It's clear to me that this was one game that had to be split in three because of size. I also wonder if the lack of sound has anything to do with size restrictions. If that's the case, it's just one more reason to return to your established style.