Score: 9

"Great!"

submission: Obey! The Game

date: December 21, 2009

I love all of the elephant games. Each one is delightfully quirky and often challenging in unexpected ways.

Score: 7

"So..."

submission: Ching Chong Beautiful

date: December 18, 2009

So, I think my original review getting the M-Bot all cock-hurt proves my point about the Newgrounds in-crowd, but, now having beaten the game, I'll try to clarify my previous criticism. First off, great artwork, music, blah-blah-blah. Now the problems: The entire thing is frustrating simply for frustration sakes. I mean, that's the game's entire point. There are whole levels that are nothing but long platform jumping for Christ's sakes. Just look at the entire last level which is composed almost solely of wall-jumping. The overdone physics prove this. Any game that intentionally mocks its player is obnoxious. Making fun of Japanese game shows is no longer clever. Despite all of this, the game is really addictive. It seems to dare you to beat it. And when you do, it's all the more statisfying.

But fuck Hard Mode. I don't hate myself that much.

Score: 7

"The boobs can never be too big."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom

date: November 23, 2009

It's hard to find something new to say after playing so many of these.

It's pretty much up to your standard, I'd say. I appreciate the varied sound effects and am happy that the multiple girl/RPG style has become your standard format. The gang-bang was a clever idea and I liked the mouth-fucking.

More over though, I'd say it's just a case of taste while I didn't like this one as much as the Detective or Ocean Cruise one. I didn't find the girls as cute or hot and the positions seem odd to me. The elf and the queen scenes are easily the best.